Bob Nelson’s Hilarious Football Routine…
March 7, 2010 by admin
Here’s a blast from the past(1984), the famous football routine performed by comedian Bob Nelson for hbo’s 9th Annual Young Comedians Special (1984) .The “College Football All-star Routine” as well as the “Football Guy” trying to do a television commercial for the United Way.

That’s the best I can make of it, jzzamine. But that doesn’t really make any sense, I’m probably wrong. I watched this Dangerfield HBO special live when it aired in the early 80′s. still funny 30 years later!
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Milk used to come in Paper cartons. One side of the carton usually had a public service-type of message for things like Unicef or the United Way.
I think it’s something like …”it’s the Halloween disease with the milk container carton when the kids go around and trick or treat for Umicef.
lol Classic
number 72 ah shit number 27
LMFAO
What is his difinition of UNICEF @ 6:00. Sounds like “halloween disease….but I cant make out what he is saying.
“…you can be very ugly, i cant tell”
ROFLMAO!!!
“and the doctor said that i had ‘dain bramage.’”
hahhahahahahahaha
So happy to see that again! I saw that on HBO a few times when that came out and I still remember the lines all these years later and still laugh my ass off!!
my favorite comedy clip of all time. if it waddn’t foe football, i wood not be playin football tu-day.
It’s called “The Ultimate No Respect Edition”. You can still get it on Amazon.
what is the name of this dvd set? thanks
“number 72…aww shit number 27″
lmfao
“You see, I really don’t know what the united way is. Um, the producer said do the commercial real quick i said i don’t know what it IS, um. But i DO know what unicef is.”
Love It……
my favorite 2- 3:13 and 3:23 LOLLOLOLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOL
I remember watching this as a kid on HBO! It is still as funny! Stuck with me forever… i play football on a football field, with ……. a football… lol!
Genius!
Actually, they did release it. I own it. It’s on the Rodney Dangerfield 3-DVD collection.
This has benn a message from the MFL the mother f.. NO the NFL the nationill football leaug thank u berry much lol
4:23-end LOL epic!!
this is funnier than a lot of stuff going on now
“Tight end”
LMAO
fgrhgrhtsegwefefhgfhrt to funny